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EXCLUSIVE: Windows '98 source code

 /* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
 Project: Chicago(tm)
 Projected release-date: Summer 1994
 */
 
      #include "win31.h"
      #include "win95.h"
      #include "evenmore.h"
      #include "oldstuff.h"
      #include "billrulz.h"
      #define INSTALL = HARD
 
 char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
 
 void main()
 {
 while(!CRASHED)
 {
 
      display_copyright_message();
      display_bill_rules_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
 
      if (first_time_installation)
      {
 
           make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
           do_nothing_loop();
           totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
           search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
           hang_system();
 
      }
 
      write_something(anything);
      display_copyright_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      do_some_stuff();
 
      if (still_not_crashed)
 
           display_copyright_message();
           do_nothing_loop();
           basically_run_windows_3.1();
           do_nothing_loop();
           do_nothing_loop();
 
        }
      }
 
      if (detect_cache())
 
           disable_cache();
 
      if (fast_cpu())
      {
 
           set_wait_states(lots);
           set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
           set_mouse(action, jumpy);
           set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
 
      }
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
 
      printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
 
      if (system_ok())
 
           crash(to_dos_prompt);
 
      else
 
           system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
 
      while(something)
      {
 
           sleep(5);
           get_user_input();
           sleep(5);
           act_on_user_input();
           sleep(5);
 
      }
      create_general_protection_fault();
      }
 
 
 

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