In prison ... |
At work |
You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
| You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
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You get three free meals a day.
| You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
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You get time off for good behavior.
| You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
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A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
| You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors
yourself.
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You can watch TV and play games.
| You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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You get your own toilet.
| You have to share.
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They allow your family and friends to visit.
| You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
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All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
| You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for prisoners.
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You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting
to get out.
| You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
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There are wardens who are often sadistic.
| They are called supervisors.
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You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
| You get fired if you get caught.
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