| Eternal Damnation |
Windows Software Development |
| It never ends. |
You think you're almost done, but you never really finish. |
| You burn forever, but are not consumed. |
Each update introduces new and improved tortures, wich slowly consume
you. |
| Your fate is in the hands of Satan, Prince of Darkness. |
Your fate is in the hands of Gates, Prince of Incompatibility. |
| Satan gives you something you want in return of being damned. |
Gates makes you buy Windows. |
| It is avoidable; an attractive, widely-marketed alternative is available.
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Resistance is futile. All the alternatives are damned or doomed. |
| It is free. |
You pay, and pay, and pay just to stay in the game. |
| Satan was once an angel. |
Gates started by writing a BASIC interpreter. |
| Hell has no Windows |
Microsoft does. |
| You only pass the Gates of Hell one time. |
The Gates of Microsoft keeps popping up everywhere you look. |
| Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil. |
Gates just does it for the money. |
