THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA
(must be read with an italian accent, preferably out loud)
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat
breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only
one
piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet.I say you
no
understand . I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss
onna
plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me
sonna
ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon
and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone
wanna
fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say
you
better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know
the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.Call
the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I
say you
no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna
bed,
you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma
bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say
piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
