| Yes |
No |
| No |
Yes |
| Maybe |
No |
| I'm sorry. |
You'll be sorry. |
| We need... |
I want... |
| It's your decision |
The correct decision should be obvious by now. |
| Do what you want |
You'll pay for this later. |
| We need to talk |
I need to complain |
| Sure... go ahead |
I don't want you to. |
| I'm not upset |
Of course I'm upset, you moron! |
| You're ... so manly |
You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
| You're certainly attentive tonight |
Is sex all you ever think about? |
| Be romantic, turn out the lights |
I have flabby thighs. |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient |
I want a new house. |
| I want new curtains |
and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... |
| Hang the picture there |
NO, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise |
I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| Do you love me? |
I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
| How much do you love me? |
I did something today you're really not going to like |
| I'll be ready in a minute. |
Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. |
| Is my butt fat? |
Tell me I'm beautiful. |
| You have to learn to communicate. |
Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me? |
[Too late, you're dead.] |
| Was that the baby? |
Why don't you get your butt out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. |
| I'm not yelling! |
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
| Nothing |
Everything |
| Everything |
My PMS is acting up |
| Nothing, really |
It's just that you're such an jerk |
| I'm hungry. |
I'm hungry. |
| I'm sleepy. |
I'm sleepy. |
| I'm tired. |
I'm tired. |
| Do you want to go to a movie? |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
| Can I take you out to dinner? |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
| Can I call you sometime? |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
| May I have this dance? |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
| Nice dress! |
Nice cleavage! |
| You look tense, let me give you a massage. |
I want to fondle you. |
| What's wrong? |
I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this. |
| What's wrong? |
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through
now? |
| What's wrong? |
I guess sex tonight is out of the question. |
| I'm bored. |
Do you want to have sex? |
| I love you. |
Let's have sex now. |
| I love you, too. |
Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! |
| Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. |
I liked it better before. |
| Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. |
$50 and it doesn't look that much different |
| Let's talk. |
I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person. |
| Will you marry me? |
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. |
| I like that one better. (while shopping) |
Pick any freakin'dress and let's go home. |
| I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. |
I am gay |
