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Microsoft CAR

1. Aparticular model year of car  wouldn't be available until AFTER that year, instead before.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this.
4. You could only have one person at time in your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats.
5. Sun Motorsystem would make a car that was solar powered, twicw as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.
6. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warnings lights would be replace with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
7. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for years.
8. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).
9. New seats will force everyone to have the same size ass.